So I'm sitting in a waiting room as a nurse goes off to find out where I am supposed to be. My appointment was scheduled for that moment, but the office I had arrived at was dark with a sign clearly reading Open - 8:30 AM.
I had called yesterday to double-check the site - it had changed twice in the last two weeks. I check "outgoing calls" on my cellphone, and hit speed-dial for the number I had used yesterday afternoon.
VOICE: Yeah?
DAVID: Yeah, I have a 7:30 appointment with Dr. Seftel for a vasectomy, can you tell me where I am supposed to be?
VOICE: (pause) This is a restaurant.
I had phoned Tommy's.
8 comments:
You see, that wouldn't happen in England. No way would you find a restaurant that was open at 7:30 AM.
LOL! OMG...I hope they don't have caller ID or you'll never be able to order from there again.
I think "Vasectomy" is the name of one of their meat pies anyway.
So, um, congratulations? Condolences? Welcome to life after birth control. Hope you're enjoying your weekend with your new best friend, the bag of frozen peas.
Heh heh. You said, "meat pies."
My favorite salutation has been, "Welcome to the Seedless Grape Club!"
Yes, I love my peas. They are now, however, mushy.
I am so not commenting.
Um, sure you are. Right? I mean, you just did.
at least if you had it done at tommy's, you could get a chocolate peanut butter shake after.
Holy shit, I just spit my coffee all over my work station.
Thanks for the chuckle.
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